Don't just get mad, get even. He/she broke your heart. He/she
is a big jerk/heartless wench.
Serious emotional pain can be rapidly alieviated by sending a unique Breakup Gift designed
to repeatedly; year after year; for many, many years; rub in what they carelessly gave up.
These plants will last a lifetime, continually conveying your feelings.
Relax and let your Breakup Gift deliver your message. A few
clicks on your part and we'll do the rest.
Enjoy the feeling that sending your Breakup Gift will give
you. You don't deserve to be treated that way and now it's off your chest. Time to move
on... it's a big world out there... full of opportunities.
All gift plants come complete
Plant (of course)
Decorated pot with ribbon
Goodbye card with your
personal message (be sure to write your message during checkout). Tell us if you want to
remain anonymous, so we don't sign your card.
Shipped via USPS Priority
Mail, allow approximately 5 days from date of payment.
Rush Handling and
Next Day Delivery
to any plant on this page
Breakup Gift #1
Old Man Cactus
6 to 8 inches of thick, hairy, spine-covered cactus. A brutal reminder of days gone
by. The hair on this cactus reminds you of what wasn't on his head/what was on her upper
lip. The columnar shape and sharp spines convey their own unique message.
Low Budget Breakup
When it's definitely over but you still want to make a sharp point, try the Low Budget
Breakup. Slightly smaller than our other breakup gifts, your message will still be
piercingly clear. Not-so-perfect sharp ugly cactus comes potted in 2-inch square ceramic